1. Manly Scented Air Freshener: Cheater (Aspiring or Otherwise)
If he has a little pine tree that smells like an extension of his Axe body spray, he is either trying to hide the scent of someone else, or just himself. No one goes to those lengths if they’re not trying to distract you with the stinging aroma of every frat boy’s body odor multiplied and packed into a Jeep. No one.
2. Fuzzy Dice: Thinks The Big Bang Theory Is the Funniest Show on TV
When have you ever gotten into a car with fuzzy dice and had a good time? Never, because the only people who have them are either desperately stuck in the ‘70s or think “Halloween Pimp Costume” is the hilarious decor aesthetic to go for. This guy will not makeRead More 10 Things in His Car That Are Major Red Flags