These are the kinds of things that sometimes make some people wish they lived in a compound of their own.
Some downstairs neighbours who were really being bugged about their upstairs neighbour’s loud sex, politely sent the guy a letter suggesting that the dude should, ‘Have sex on the floor or the couch.’ Lmao!!
And to show that they mean well and are not against the guy getting laid, they sent him some ‘complementary’ condoms with the letter:
Would you like this kind of neighbour?