Instead of focusing on making myself better in my office, I am focusing all my energy on getting my boss fired and if possible make his life miserable.
I have set-up several online social/commenting accounts with his name and picture. I say things to get people mad in hopes that they will track my boss down and complain to our employer that happens to be a multinational company.
Secondly, I am going to leak out information about our company that is supposed to be private. The information would be one that is specific to our department which he is in charge of (I snoop around his office a lot).
I will also post about how much dislike I have for our MD and even claim to have slept with a subordinate using the social account I opened with his details and then to make it legit post personal info about his family which I have been able to get while listening to him talk on phone or to other people.
I will then anonymously drop a note in the HR suggestions box reporting that I came across all these coincidentally online and that people have been talking bad about our company because of him.
And no, I won’t be caught. He messed with the wrong person.