Elementary Teachers Get High at School by Accident

According to dailies, a bunch of teachers at Detroit’s Springs Mill Elementary School felt weird after “unknowingly consuming pot-laced brownies” that were left in their lounge for anyone to eat.

After one teacher complained of feeling sick, deputies were called to the school to bring the teacher to the hospital. They also promptly tested the “tainted food” and the human who ate it and found marijuana in both. Other teachers who consumed the brownies also complained but did not seek treatment.

The same deputies recovered the rest of the baked goods and are working to figure out who the hell brought pot brownies to an elementary school and “whether they were put out intentionally.” No word on if a #cool mom or dad was found outside the school laughing guiltily.

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